Aaaw he is going to chop you up with his sword. He is very threatening. He is very dangerous.
–Because he’s so gosh darn cute. He thinks he’s gonna cut someone. In reality, he can’t harm a fly. You know, being made of yarn and having a plastic play sword isn’t effective for battle.
But he CAN steal hearts. Mwuhahahahaha!!!!
Originally made in December 2016.